Tree-mendous Christmas bonus of TV
FIVE am start, FOUR days notice, THREE men, TWO artificial Christmas trees and ONE long trip in a white van for the ultimate television promotion.
It may not be the 12 days of Christmas as we know it but it was a festive adventure for Grimsby company Easyplants.co.uk and I.
So how exactly did this come about?
The BBC's Declan Curry and his team embarked on a green Christmas campaign this year, on the breakfast TV show, and for part of it they brought two giants of the industry together - a major grower, and a major importer.
Pete Drinkell has been dealing in artificial greenery for three years, using the internet as a key sales tool from his base off Freeman Street. This year Christmas trees direct from China surpassed all expectations.
Jim Rudderham, forestry and conservation manager at Elveden, Suffolk, is also a master of his game, selling real trees to families and local authorities for use in town and city centres. He has East Anglia covered, and also supplied a 75ft tree to the good people of Cardiff, and catered for St Paul's Cathedral.
So with the face of business on the Beeb in the morning acting as referee, the two sides had a two-round showdown on what was best - on live TV before 9-million people.
Good natured, concise discussion was the order of the day. Mr Rudderham had the carbon neutral standpoint as a major plus, adding the fact that it was easily dealt with in an environmentally sound way. With artificial trees made from oil-based plastics, our Pete pushed the longevity of his products, rather than what goes into making them. One tree can last 10 years, and negates the need to lose forestry. But he also struck a chord with the in vogue status of such products, with special colours allowing customers to tailor his offerings to their individual tastes.
Had the argument got dirty he had amunition too. While researching the local habitat the previous evening, we found a couple in a pub that buy from Elveden. They told how they use hair spray to stop the needles from dropping - the single biggest complaint from real buyers. So much for carbon neutral!
It didn't stray that way though, so he also refrained from mentioning the three artificial trees within Mr Rudderham's impressive farm shop, and I didn't mention my real tree in my front room - well you wouldn't want to let the side down would you.
I called a score draw, Declan was just happy to get back to the warmth, having also juggled reindeers and Newfoundland dogs in the three hour window.
It was a world away from his London Stock Market home, but it got those famous cheeks a little rosier without a glass of Champers in sight.
He even snaffled a copy of Grimsby Telegraph Business hot off the press, though it had cooled somewhat on the journey south - through frozen (and sometime flooded) fen.
So what now for Easyplants?
It has been treemendous (sorry) publicity. Pete can now add 'as seen on BBC' to any marketing material, he has photographs of him with the national icon of business journalism, not to mention raising the local profile of the business through the Grimsby Telegraph.
Then there's the curry I treated him and his business partner Mark Patterson to, though I think such national exposure was the Christmas present his graft has really earned.
Tomorrow it will be back to the day job of non-seasonal artificial plants for homes and offices... until September when the Christmas run-up starts again, with China and containers.
For more information visit www.easyplants.co.uk